Yesterday, I vowed not to post another entry until my first entry has at least 100,000 comments. Well, I'm very proud to report that when I woke up this morning, my first entry had exactly 100,000 comments. Unfortunately, I had to delete 99,998 of those comments because they contained objectionable language, including terms such as "booger-brain" and "butt-face." The Amazing Markimus believes that anybody who uses that kind of language is a real poo-poo head.
One of the nicest comments is from Dominique James. "It's music to my eyes," she wrote after viewing my blogspot for the first time. Thank you very much, Dominique. That's a very sweet, creative comment. And now here's a sweet, creative comment from me to you: Your blog is a "sight for sore ears."
Another kind comment came from Dominique's husband, Chance James, owner of Chance James Photography in Fresno. "The world is a better place," said Mr. James after reading my historic first blog entry. Your words are so true, Chance. So very true.
I just hope that Mr. James and his lovely wife, Dominique, (who just happens to be my daughter) aren't leaving nice comments just because they want me to promote Chance James Photography on my Blogspot or repeatedly mention Chance James Photography in my blog entries. I will NEVER promote Chance James Photography on my Blogspot just because the owner of Chance James Photography leaves nice comments about my entries. Nor will I repeatedly mention Chance James Photography in my entries just because the owner of Chance James Photography happens to be married to my daughter. So if anybody from Chance James Photography is reading this entry, please understand that Chance James Photography won't receive extra mentions on this blog just because the owner of Chance James Photography leaves a nice comment about my blog entries. Do you hear me, Chance James Photography?
By the way, if you're looking for a great photographer, please consider Chance James of Chance James Photography.
HE HAS STRANGE POWERS
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3 comments:
Amazing markimus. you are ridiculous. ridiculously funny, ridiculously good looking, ridiculously yoked (buff) and ridiculously unpredictable. and i love it. i'm sooooooo happy you are blogging. we are spreading the word. sound familiar? 'spreading the word?' hint: KBIF
love you dad, keep it up, blogging becomes ungodly addicting. i think like 2 people read mine, and one of them is me, but it doesn't matter because it's so much fun. i just like acting like people are interested in my life.
sorry you thought you had two comments, i had to delete my first one because i had too many misspelled words. you no i got two louk samrt on tis webbcite.
That was just unfairly funny. Well done, Markimus. Well done indeed.
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