I Think David's Goose Is COOKed

A few predictions about tonight's American Idol finale:

• Randy Jackson will tell one of the finalists that he "could sing the phone book and make it sound good."
• Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
• Randy Jackson will use the term, "MAD, HOT VOCALS, BABY!"
• Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
• Simon Cowell will be smug.
• Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
• Simon Cowell will wink at somebody.
• Randy Jackson will call somebody a "dawg."
• Ryan Seacrest will annoy me.
• David Archuleta will win the title (although David Cook is clearly the more talented contestant).
• David Archuleta will looked shocked and surprised when Ryan Seacrest announces the results of the voting.
• Did I mention that Ryan Seacrest will annoy me?
• Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.

Let's see how many I get right.

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