- Randy Jackson will tell one of the finalists that he "could sing the phone book and make it sound good."
- Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
- Randy Jackson will use the term, "MAD, HOT VOCALS, BABY!"
- Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
- Simon Cowell will be smug.
- Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
- Simon Cowell will wink at somebody.
- Randy Jackson will call somebody a "dawg."
- Ryan Seacrest will annoy me.
- David Archuleta will win the title (although David Cook is clearly the more talented contestant).
- David Archuleta will looked shocked and surprised when Ryan Seacrest announces the results of the voting.
- Did I mention that Ryan Seacrest will annoy me?
- Paula Abdul will stand up and dance.
Let's see how many I get right.
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